Wednesday, January 7, 2009

cheers

Today we celebrate the life of Eric Brock Cava.

So here's to you Eric...cheers


I have moved far far away from ebc - and apologize about the non-posting. Eric has become to fast, to sly, and to evil for me to follow at this point in my life. 

So celebrate his slyness by having a drink tonight.

adios.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

While doing some research over the weekend on recent activity in Eric's life-eating habits (usually just hot pockets, hot dogs, and popsicles) books he likes to read (the hardy boys, cosmo for teens, and any vampire books), etc., etc. I discussed with him some more on the beliefs about the world coming to an end. How? When? And the after effects.
He-along with the Mayans and Merlin-believe that the world will end on December 21,2012. Although Merlin and the Mayans don't know exactly how this will happen, Eric has a pretty solid idea on how this will end. Pretty much his beliefs can be summed up in this one you tube video. So please use this link below and take a look at this video so you can have a bit more insight into the mysterious life of Eric Brock Cava.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZuK_wYrqp8&feature=channel

Saturday, November 15, 2008

The mysterious meeting



I followed Eric around for the past couple days, and I couldn't get anything.. I heard from a friend of a friend of a sailor that he was preparing for his big WS(Werewolf Society) meeting. Apparently he was going to be voted in as a member, or rejected...it all came down to this meeting. So Finn and I waited..and we waited..and nothing, no Cava. 

Finally, right when we were about to give up...the sky began to get darker, and the moon slowly became visible. The next chain of events can be seen by the three pictures above. After we saw the full moon, we saw a werewolf jump out of the woods, yelling, screaming, and making werewolf noises(see cava for examples). 

See what was supposed to happen was, at this WS meeting, Cava was to be bitten by the head werewolf and become one of them. Because this transformation is often associated with a full moon, it only made sense that this was the night he was to be transformed. We witnessed Eric sitting at a bus stop with crutches and a huge bandage around his leg...The word is, he was bitten, but didn't transform...So WS deemed Eric Brock Cava incapable of becoming a werewolf until further notice. He was pretty upset about this as this was his only dream as a kid. We assume he will probably try again and another meeting will be scheduled in the near future. I also discovered that this isn't the only way humans can become werewolves, there are a plethora of ways you can become one and we are sure that he will try every single one of them until he transforms into the wolf-like creature he so full-heartedly desires to be. One of the ways that we assume he will try next is the simplest of them all...the removal of all clothes, and then putting on a belt made of wolf-skin, and waiting until the transformation. Who knows though, he may of already tried it.

As for me, i'm signing out of here. But if you see Eric around, don't give him a hard time about not joining the society, because it could be a ploy to lure more innocent people into his trap. 



Watch your back.

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Monday, November 10, 2008

So this weekend I was able to spend a little time with the one and only EBC. We talked a little, I laughed a lot. He never ceases to amaze. Just bring up the topic of kittens and this kid gets a grin on his face like one you'd expect to see on a 6 year old on christmas morning. Of course I try and keep him going talking about all the newest videos circulating youtube and he is just loving it. He tells me of some more places to find some "funny" videos and then I get to talkin to him about a text message he sent emjaybee earlier on in the day, it read:

"Hey man, have you seen all of those big piles of leaves on campus. I just want to hide in one and jump out and scare little boys walking around Clemson"

If that's not one of the strangest things then I don't know what is. Maybe it's the single life gettin to him, but who am I to judge.

But anywho I decided to talk to him a little more about his fetish with vampires and werewolves and all the creatures of the underworld. He tells me that he believes the world is going to someday be taken over by vampires and that he's the only one that will be ready for them when they come. It is not known for sure but rumor has it from certain people that stay in pretty close contact with Eric that he carries around certain apotropaics-for those of you unfamiliar with the jargon of the underworld apotropaics are mundane or sacred items able to ward off revenants—such as garlic or even holy water. This could be the reason for that foul odor that emits from his pores when around him. I also recall going to his residence one late night and seeing Eric on the rooftop with something in his hand come to find out later from one of his roommates he was sprinkling mustard seeds over the roof. Legend has it that they are also a way of warding off vampires and other creatures from the underworld.

Now we can not entirely fault Eric for his strange and somewhat absurb beliefs, being from Pennsylvania children are taught to always be weary of Vampires. We will reasearch this more in depth over the next few days.

By the way,Full Moon on the way-try and stay indoors Eric is believed to be part man/part werewolve. Typically werewolves are believed to try and trick mothers into taking their children-could be the reason for the hiding in leaves and scaring little kids comment-just the proof we need-not to mention all the child "movies" found on his computer. I'm thinkin either werewolve or creeper. More to come on this. Hopefully we will soon be able to know this for sure. As for now this is all speculation.

In the meantime please feel free to email us with any updates or news you have on EBC. It would be greatly appreciated.

Sunday, November 9, 2008


First off, it's tough to blog on the weekends, especially with all the stuff that's going on and the difficulty of keeping up with Eric's schedule. But on the contrary, we dug up some good material to close out the weekend. 

Eric was spotted on Historic Riggs field playing in a soccer game on Sophomore night. His repulsive attitude about his position change could be felt from miles away. 

I found out from gossip girl today that Eric was spotted watching this video in his living room. Our assumption of his kitten loving habits have been proven yet again by this very video. Finn and I have decided to take off this week and follow Eric as he tries to conquer all the villains and vampires out there. Our attempt to follow in his footsteps so far have been fairly successful, please be patient with us as we try to pass a long Eric's very ______ lifestyle. 

You fill in the blank.

It's Sunday, the day of rest. So I'm outta beer.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

oh Eric


So tonight, Finn and I went off on a little journey to see what our beloved Erick Brock Cava was up to. We explored the vampire villages, and checked collegehumor..no luck, so we went to where all the cats and little kittens meet. No Cava.
We then scurried on over to his pad, and just as we expected...he was missing. We snapped a few photos of his room. We did see Eric today make his way into Wachovia, we're not sure what he's up too. We think he's about to buy another kitten, who knows. The mysterious thing about this kid, is he never tells anyone where he's going. He rarely smiles, and he thinks the world is going to end exactly like I Am Legend. 

Anywho, Eric is hilarious, this is why we've dedicated our time to following him around and passing along his life through our eyes. Continue to follow his journey as a silly sophomore and we'll relive some moments from his past while we keep you updated with what he's doing now. 

Tomorrow Eric is participating in a game of soccer. We'll be up close and personal to watch his every move and we'll update you when we can. 

Stay tuned for posts involving his relationship status, his eating habits, and much more. 

Finn will be covering his relationship sometime this weekend, and I'll be traveling a lot to find out the most information I can. 

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January 7, 1988 a boy by the name of Eric Brock Cava was brought into this world. He spent most of his early days as a young child in Scranton, PA-the now famous town from the well known comedy series "The Office". Like most children Eric was a very curious youngster, always getting himself into all sorts of mischief. It was not until his later years did things start to turn a bit odd.

After moving several times from Scranton to another small Pennsylvania town the Cava family finally settled down to call Annapolis, Maryland their home where Eric spent most of his highschool days. Having trouble fitting in with all the other kids at school, Eric was forced to spent many days and nights alone watching Vampire movies and playing with his pet kittens. In the latter days of his highschool career he became a rather good athlete. His sport of choice-Soccer. As he continued to prevail in soccer, he was still unsuccessful in the social scene. By his junior year he began recieving letters from different colleges that were pursuing him to play soccer, but the only problem is the majority of schools he applied to he did not get in because you see Eric wasn't always the brightest crayon in the box, he spent too many hours on youtube and collegehumor.com watching videos of kittens and vampire pornography. As the days of his Senior year winded down Eric was in fear that he would not get into any colleges. On the day of his graduation he recieved a letter from the head soccer coach at Clemson saying that somehow they were able to squeeze him past admissions and so off to Clemson, South Carolina Eric went. While attending Clemson and playing soccer there Eric was able to expand his social network and this is where I, the blogger come into play.

I met Eric a year and a half ago and have since then, along with a few others, decided to start a blog about him. It is meant to contain daily encounters with him, funny stories about Eric, strange things he does or says-in general its a blog about The Mysterious Life of Eric Brock Cava.